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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Sarah Wolfgang/Hanhee (ex-TAHITI)

Welcome readers, to another episode of… This time Kpopalypse is interviewing Sarah Wolfgang, formerly of k-pop girl group Tahiti! A few months ago, Sarah Wolfgang’s Reddit AmA (“ask me anything”)...

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Kpopalypse Battle – Park Bom vs Kemy

People want to know if Kpopalypse supports either 2NE1’s Park Bom or A.KOR’s Kemy in the latest hilarious k-pop drama, and which side they should choose. This post has the answers! Here’s a quick recap...

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The classiest and sexiest post that ever was both classy and sexy

I’ve recently written blogs about k-pop’s “sexy concepts” and also about “cute concepts“, and the non-existent differences between them, because everybody is so fucking fascinated by these topics.  Now...

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“The male gaze” debunked for k-pop fans

So Red Velvet’s new song came out and Kpopalypse doesn’t give a flying fuck.  Why? It sounds like miss A’s “Breathe“, which I thought was shit. I’m too busy fapping to the debut by nugus 4Ladies who...

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Kpopalypse fashion class – horizontal black and white stripes

Never one to shy away from the important issues surrounding k-pop, it’s time for Kpopalypse to cover an often-misunderstood and misrepresented topic of great importance – the effect of horizontal black...

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Book review: Kpop Now – The Korean Music Revolution

In my eternal quest to shut up those people asking me to review shit all the time, here’s a review… of a book.  Unlike song reviews, I figure that a book review might actually be vaguely useful to some...

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The 7 stages of k-pop fangirl grief

I spend a lot of time debunking the bullshit surrounding k-pop and helping people to see the reality behind the curtain of fairy floss, but what I haven’t ever really done is helped anyone deal with...

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Sport and k-pop should not mix

Sport.  I’m against it generally, and I’m even more against it in k-pop.  This post is about why sport and k-pop need to remain separate, and I’ve made it because it’s one of those things that people...

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Stage presence – what it is, what it isn’t, and why your bias doesn’t have any

I dropped a comment a while back stating that CL was the only female k-pop idol who displayed anything resembling stage presence.  This horrified nearly everyone – fans of 2NE1 were concerned that this...

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 4: Taibian, Hong So Hee, AB Avenue

That’s right cao ni mas, it’s time for another episode of: You probably already know the rules, but here they are again: Less than 20,000 hits on YouTube Nobody outside Korea gives a shit Let’s do it....

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How drug-fucked is your bias? Drugs, the music business and k-pop

So, an article just came out about 2NE1′s Bom mailing drugs, and it reminded me that I’d been planning a post for a while now about drugs and the music business.  I’m not really that interested in...

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KPOPALYPSE’s top 30 songs of K-pop’s first golden age (2008-2011)

It’s halfway through 2014 when writing this post and I already can’t count the amount of people who have asked me to throw down my opinions on my favourite songs of 2014.  However, I deliberately make...

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Kpopalypse Defence League – Anti Troll Squadron

Recently I made a post about how to deal with k-pop haters.  In this post I focused on the most intelligent arguments that I could find against k-pop and took their arguments apart piece by piece,...

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Kpopalypse endorsement test: “Are Korean actresses on another level to K-pop...

Welcome to Kpopalypse Endorsement Test, a new series where Kpopalypse uses product endorsements to answer the big questions affecting k-pop fans!  In today’s episode we tackle the following question:...

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Five word k-pop song reviews!

It’s well-documented (by me) that I’m not much of a fan of writing song reviews.  However, song reviews are also something that readers really like, and I always get bombarded with lots of requests to...

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The official and completely scientific Kpopalypse colour blindness test

I’m colour blind.  Apparently, this is a completely fucking fascinating subject to absolutely everyone, judging by the amount of questions that I get asked about it when people find out.  To cater to...

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The ultimate K-POP ASSES – 13 weapons of ass destruction!

Here it is, the one you’ve been waiting for – the ass post! Because I’m not really an ass kind of guy, I left the selection of asses up to you – this list does not reflect my personal preferences but...

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Some site maintenance for May and June

Here’s the latest list of changes to the Kpopalypse site! 2012 Best Songs post: rewritten, edited to look sexier and now expanded from 22 to 30 songs!  Please note that if you were linking from...

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Kpopalypse’s Frequent Ass Questions! (FAQ)

I’m aiming to write the definitive k-pop ass post soon.  However, I’m not really an ass kind of guy, I’m more of an upper-body appreciator, so rather than using mere guesswork and speculation I thought...

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Why Kpopalypse doesn’t like netizens – the real reason

There’s a dichotomy going on with my writing and Internet activity, that some of you have noticed: I’m not really someone who gives much of a shit what other people think of me, or what other people...

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