KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Sarah Wolfgang/Hanhee (ex-TAHITI)
Welcome readers, to another episode of… This time Kpopalypse is interviewing Sarah Wolfgang, formerly of k-pop girl group Tahiti! A few months ago, Sarah Wolfgang’s Reddit AmA (“ask me anything”)...
View ArticleKpopalypse Battle – Park Bom vs Kemy
People want to know if Kpopalypse supports either 2NE1’s Park Bom or A.KOR’s Kemy in the latest hilarious k-pop drama, and which side they should choose. This post has the answers! Here’s a quick recap...
View ArticleThe classiest and sexiest post that ever was both classy and sexy
I’ve recently written blogs about k-pop’s “sexy concepts” and also about “cute concepts“, and the non-existent differences between them, because everybody is so fucking fascinated by these topics. Now...
View Article“The male gaze” debunked for k-pop fans
So Red Velvet’s new song came out and Kpopalypse doesn’t give a flying fuck. Why? It sounds like miss A’s “Breathe“, which I thought was shit. I’m too busy fapping to the debut by nugus 4Ladies who...
View ArticleKpopalypse fashion class – horizontal black and white stripes
Never one to shy away from the important issues surrounding k-pop, it’s time for Kpopalypse to cover an often-misunderstood and misrepresented topic of great importance – the effect of horizontal black...
View ArticleBook review: Kpop Now – The Korean Music Revolution
In my eternal quest to shut up those people asking me to review shit all the time, here’s a review… of a book. Unlike song reviews, I figure that a book review might actually be vaguely useful to some...
View ArticleThe 7 stages of k-pop fangirl grief
I spend a lot of time debunking the bullshit surrounding k-pop and helping people to see the reality behind the curtain of fairy floss, but what I haven’t ever really done is helped anyone deal with...
View ArticleSport and k-pop should not mix
Sport. I’m against it generally, and I’m even more against it in k-pop. This post is about why sport and k-pop need to remain separate, and I’ve made it because it’s one of those things that people...
View ArticleStage presence – what it is, what it isn’t, and why your bias doesn’t have any
I dropped a comment a while back stating that CL was the only female k-pop idol who displayed anything resembling stage presence. This horrified nearly everyone – fans of 2NE1 were concerned that this...
View ArticleKpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 4: Taibian, Hong So Hee, AB Avenue
That’s right cao ni mas, it’s time for another episode of: You probably already know the rules, but here they are again: Less than 20,000 hits on YouTube Nobody outside Korea gives a shit Let’s do it....
View ArticleHow drug-fucked is your bias? Drugs, the music business and k-pop
So, an article just came out about 2NE1′s Bom mailing drugs, and it reminded me that I’d been planning a post for a while now about drugs and the music business. I’m not really that interested in...
View ArticleKPOPALYPSE’s top 30 songs of K-pop’s first golden age (2008-2011)
It’s halfway through 2014 when writing this post and I already can’t count the amount of people who have asked me to throw down my opinions on my favourite songs of 2014. However, I deliberately make...
View ArticleKpopalypse Defence League – Anti Troll Squadron
Recently I made a post about how to deal with k-pop haters. In this post I focused on the most intelligent arguments that I could find against k-pop and took their arguments apart piece by piece,...
View ArticleKpopalypse endorsement test: “Are Korean actresses on another level to K-pop...
Welcome to Kpopalypse Endorsement Test, a new series where Kpopalypse uses product endorsements to answer the big questions affecting k-pop fans! In today’s episode we tackle the following question:...
View ArticleFive word k-pop song reviews!
It’s well-documented (by me) that I’m not much of a fan of writing song reviews. However, song reviews are also something that readers really like, and I always get bombarded with lots of requests to...
View ArticleThe official and completely scientific Kpopalypse colour blindness test
I’m colour blind. Apparently, this is a completely fucking fascinating subject to absolutely everyone, judging by the amount of questions that I get asked about it when people find out. To cater to...
View ArticleThe ultimate K-POP ASSES – 13 weapons of ass destruction!
Here it is, the one you’ve been waiting for – the ass post! Because I’m not really an ass kind of guy, I left the selection of asses up to you – this list does not reflect my personal preferences but...
View ArticleSome site maintenance for May and June
Here’s the latest list of changes to the Kpopalypse site! 2012 Best Songs post: rewritten, edited to look sexier and now expanded from 22 to 30 songs! Please note that if you were linking from...
View ArticleKpopalypse’s Frequent Ass Questions! (FAQ)
I’m aiming to write the definitive k-pop ass post soon. However, I’m not really an ass kind of guy, I’m more of an upper-body appreciator, so rather than using mere guesswork and speculation I thought...
View ArticleWhy Kpopalypse doesn’t like netizens – the real reason
There’s a dichotomy going on with my writing and Internet activity, that some of you have noticed: I’m not really someone who gives much of a shit what other people think of me, or what other people...
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